Belong Jokes

What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
To which tier of fruits and vegetables do onions belong? They belong to the teary.
99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1%.
Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra?
Because of its dorsal and ventral horns.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
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