Becomes Jokes

A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke?
It'll become apparent.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
When your poo goes into the sewers, it's not yours anymore.
It becomes pooblic domain.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
What happens when you make love on a couch?
It becomes a sectional.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When it becomes fully groan.
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.
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