Becomes Jokes

When your poo goes into the sewers, it's not yours anymore.
It becomes pooblic domain.
When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When it becomes fully groan.
What happens when you make love on a couch?
It becomes a sectional.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke?
It'll become apparent.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
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