Bald

All the men in my family are bald, and all the women are hunchbacked – and they don’t know we’re bald.
Mark Roberts
What are bald sea captains most worried about?
Cap sizes.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
There was a bald man who married his comb.
He promised, “I’ll never part with it!”