Bald

How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
All the men in my family are bald, and all the women are hunchbacked – and they don’t know we’re bald.
Mark Roberts
A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What are bald sea captains most worried about?
Cap sizes.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
There was a bald man who married his comb.
He promised, “I’ll never part with it!”