Bald Jokes

All the men in my family are bald, and all the women are hunchbacked – and they don’t know we’re bald.
Mark Roberts
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What are bald sea captains most worried about?
Cap sizes.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Someone stole my wig!
That was a bald move.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
There was a bald man who married his comb.
He promised, “I’ll never part with it!”
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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