Armor Jokes

The best armor for sneaking is leather armor.
Because it's made of hide.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
“Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.”

– Joyce Armor.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
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