Armor

What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
The best armor for sneaking is leather armor.
Because it's made of hide.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.