Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
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