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I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
"Time wounds all heels."
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
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