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I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I am a pharmacist, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
"Time wounds all heels."
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
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