Alexander Jokes

โ€œThey dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.โ€ โ€” Alexander Pope
"Nobody expects to trust his body much after the age of fifty." - Alexander Hamilton
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Why did Alexander not like eating chicken legs? Because he hated defeat.
โ€œWhen I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.โ€ โ€“ Steven Alexander Wright
โ€œThe other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree." - Steven Alexander Wright
โ€œPerhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the catโ€™s personality is never bet on a humanโ€™s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.โ€

- Lloyd Alexander.
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