Alarm Jokes

As I lay cozy, all snug in my bed,
I enjoy the imagination inside my head
Until I hear racket beside my bed.
It's my 5:00 alarm!

I quickly silent you, you annoying alarm.
Then we SNOOZE together and let dreams carry on.
Enjoying the peace, then I'll be darned;
It's my 5:15 reminder!

Now I hush the ringing of my reminder.
Ok Alarm, let's put that behind us.
Eyes just shut, but here goes that timer
It's 7:20. I'm late!!!

(By Demecia Dean)
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
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