After Jokes

Two kids are camping in their backyard, it's gotten pretty late and neither of them has a watch.
"What time do you think it is?" one of them asks the other.
"Just make a ton of noise," says the other.
The first kid gets confused and decides to do it anyway. After a few seconds of screaming, a light turns on in another yard and a neighbor yells, "YOU CRAZY KIDS IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING!!"
What the Poland man did, after adding German mugs to his collection?
He polished them.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I’m going to need someone to help me get these pants off after this dinner….
You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
After a year of waiting, my publisher finally approved my book on gardening
It's about Thyme.
I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
Once we had a cooking exam. After I finished, teacher said, that it was well done
But I made Medium Rare.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
"What does the letter "A" have in common with a flower?
They both have bees coming after them."
- Kim Roblin
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
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