After

A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."
They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."
Hey Steve, do you shower after sex?
Well yes Bob, I do.
Great, can you please get laid more often?
You're so ugly after the doctor cut your cord he hung himself with it.
My girlfriend really changed after she became vegan
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
I know someone who tried to run away after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
I know someone who tried to runway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
What does a robot do after s*x?
Nuts and bolts.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on a snail this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.