After Jokes

When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Two kids are camping in their backyard, it's gotten pretty late and neither of them has a watch.
"What time do you think it is?" one of them asks the other.
"Just make a ton of noise," says the other.
The first kid gets confused and decides to do it anyway. After a few seconds of screaming, a light turns on in another yard and a neighbor yells, "YOU CRAZY KIDS IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING!!"
What the Poland man did, after adding German mugs to his collection?
He polished them.
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
After a year of waiting, my publisher finally approved my book on gardening
It's about Thyme.
I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
Once we had a cooking exam. After I finished, teacher said, that it was well done
But I made Medium Rare.
"What does the letter "A" have in common with a flower?
They both have bees coming after them."
- Kim Roblin
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
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