Accused

My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.
My professor accused me of plagiarizing.
His words, not mine.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating.
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
My wife accused me of being a transvestite.
So I packed her things and left.
I've just been to court accused of sniffing the skins of vegetables and fruits.
I got off on a peel.
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!