Accused

My girlfriend accused me of cheating.
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
My wife accused me of being a transvestite.
So I packed her things and left.
My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.
My professor accused me of plagiarizing.
His words, not mine.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
I've just been to court accused of sniffing the skins of vegetables and fruits.
I got off on a peel.
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice