Accused Jokes

My professor accused me of plagiarizing.
His words, not mine.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.
Free Wifi!

Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives
I replied, no, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
I've just been to court accused of sniffing the skins of vegetables and fruits.
I got off on a peel.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating.
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
My wife accused me of being a transvestite.
So I packed her things and left.
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. "Ate dudes, Brutus?"
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