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Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
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