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Rabbit Puns
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
One Liners and Short Jokes
A physics teacher writes a question on a board:

"A 40 kg child that 100 cm tall is holding a parent's arms swinging them 0.5 revolutions a second. If the parent let go of the child after 2 seconds, where will the child end up?"

A few moments later, the teacher then comes over and reads a student's answer:

"In a foster home."
Tea Puns
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Ant Puns
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
Cow Puns
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Cowboy Jokes
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Dirty Short Jokes
I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.
Almost all of them replied, “How the hell did you get in here?”
How do you keep a French person from crashing your party? Put a sign up that says "no nudity" How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100? Pull some strings.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
Golf Puns
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
Anti Jokes
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.
Hot Dog Puns
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
Cowboy Puns
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
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