How do you keep a French person from crashing your party? Put a sign up that says "no nudity" How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100? Pull some strings.

What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.

Cowboy Jokes

A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.

Cowboy Puns

A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.

Ant Puns

What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.

Rabbit Puns

What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.

If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.

Golf Puns

Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.

One Liners and Short Jokes

A physics teacher writes a question on a board:

"A 40 kg child that 100 cm tall is holding a parent's arms swinging them 0.5 revolutions a second. If the parent let go of the child after 2 seconds, where will the child end up?"

A few moments later, the teacher then comes over and reads a student's answer:

"In a foster home."

Tea Puns

An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.

Cow Puns

A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.

Anti Jokes

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Hot Dog Puns

What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!

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