A policeman was interrogating three blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds, then hides it.
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers: "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his PROFILE.

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated by this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it - it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!"
Images (including cover) by Deposit Photos.
Scroll below for more funny jokes!
Joke: Lights Go Out, Naughty Comes Out...
Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...
Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV
When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...
Joke: What To Wear When The IRS Calls You In...
A man has been called in to the IRS to testify, but he's unsure of what to wear for the outcome to be most favorable for him. Read on to find out what happens..
A Gentleman and a Blonde Don't Seem to Be on the Same Page
This hot date is only going in one direction...
Joke: A Woman's Clever Answer
This woman just thought of the perfect answer to this cop's accusation.
3:16
Ollie the Cow Is All About Swimming and Boat Trips!
This pet cow has a very unexpected hobby!
When Cats Attack, Absolutely Nothing is Safe!
These Photos are filled with cats going into attack mode and assaulting everything from their devoted owners to innocent cardboard boxes, blankets, and shoes.
14 Photos Taken Just Before Chaos Unfolds
These perfectly timed photos are hysterically funny!
HILARIOUS: These Kids Embarrass Their Parents in Public
These hilarious stories about kids embarrassing their parents in public will make you laugh out loud.
As We Age, We Learn Some Hilarious Things...
The older you get, the more you realize what a funny thing life is.
The Funniest Lost-in-Translation Moments Yet
These funny signs are proof that bad translations can have hilarious results.
20 Funny Comics That'll Brighten Your Day
These hilarious comic strips by legendary cartoonist Mark Parisi are guaranteed to make you chuckle.
3:51
Uproarious: Please Don't Sit Next to Me, Mr. Bean!
Mr. Bean is back, and this time he's on a plane trying to cheer up a young boy who is feeling a little sick. The results are of course hilarious!
3:38
One Family's Idea of a Christmas Song - Hilarious!
Happy Family Sings a Christmas Rap Song!
Some Things You'll Only Ever See in Russia
Russia is the world's largest countries, and it's also one of the world's oddest. Here are 23 funny photos that could have only been taken in Russia.
Quirky and Funny Signs Around the World
his wonderful collection will make you laugh out loud as we present you with some of the funniest signs you've ever seen!
16 of the FUNNIEST Warning Signs We've Ever Seen!
These bizarre disclaimers would make you laugh out loud.
Honey I Think the Cat Broke: Strange and Funny Cat Moments!
Funny cat photos never get old. These guys were caught in the strange uncat like petition that will both baffle you and make you laugh out loud
Sarcastic Notes That Made Us Laugh Instead Of Cringe
Here are some of the funniest examples where subtle digs turned into comedy gold.
2:23
WATCH: Man Ditches "Pregnant" Wife In Hilarious Prank
A man pretends to ditch his "pregnant" wife for another woman in this hilarious prank. Watch the video to see the hilarious expressions on bystanders' faces.
22 Hilarious Reasons That'll Make You Love Cats More!
These hilarious photos of cats show them breaking the laws of physics.
1:53
This 'Man Song' is a Complete Hoot!
Watch the legendary Milton singing 'The Man Song' by Sean Morey in this hilarious video.
Lost for Words? Then No Laughs Either!
English is a really funny language, especially when considering how meanings can be changed when punctuation's omitted. Take a look at these 9 hysterical memes.
16:18
Rodney Dangerfield, The Man of a Million One liners!
Here is a great compilation of some of his best lines and of course - his terrific delivery, Dangerfield style.
Laugh Along With These Grandparent Quotes!
These Hilarious quotes by Gene Perret perfectly sum up life as a grandparent.
These Road Signs Gave Us a Good Laugh
These outrageously funny street signs are certainly worth slowing down for!
5:13
When it Comes to Comedy, Rowan Atkinson Knows Best!
Rowan Atkinson plays an Indian restaurant owner who is trying to deal with drunk customers. This is a must watch!
3:26
Classic Comedy: Charlie Chaplin in the Lion's Cage
In this hilarious classic sketch, Charlie Chaplin finds himself trapped inside a lion's cage. See what happens next here!
2024 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards - 16 Unseen Photos
If you love wildlife and a good laugh, you won’t want to miss this collection.
17 Funny Pics That Fit the ‘Pet Hall of Shame’ Category
Meet some really naughty pets in these pictures who were 'shamed' by their owners for their mischief.
8:50
Hilarious: The Gunslinger and the Evil Voice! (Rude Humor)
This western is so funny and breaks all conventions. Only watch if you don't mind foul language!
When Translations Take a Funny Turn...
These hilariously terrible translations will make you laugh your socks off!
Lighthearted Retirement Questions With Even Better Answers
Retirement has many secrets. Here are some important, 'hard' questions about this phase of life.
Veterinarians Who Nail the Comedy Sign Game
Veterinarians have the most hilarious ways of looking at the crazy moments in your pets life and these signs are proof of that!
7:33
Abbot and Costello Are At Their Finest in This Sketch!
This video is a great sketch by Abbot and Costello in which they fire witty line after witty line.
11:23
If You Like Dancing and Humor, This One's For You!
Dancing? Check. Humor? Check. A bunch of innocent prank 'victims'? That too!
3:19
This Clever Kitty Cat Communicates Through Buttons!
This cat was trained to communicate by pushing buttons! Listen to what she has to say...
15:09
News Anchors vs. Animals: The Funniest Moments
Get ready for a mix of chaos, cuteness, and pure comedy that only animals can deliver.
3:32
Ginger Cat Is Obsessed With an Old Raggedy Box - Funny!
This ginger cat has grown extremely fond of an old cardboard box.
15 Adorable Ninja Cats and Their Amusing Adventures
See the unbelievable but extremely amusing ninja moves of the felines in this photo collection. Laughs are guaranteed.
6:29
This Unforgettable & Hilarious Performance is One-of-a-Kind!
You don't see such effortless grace in comedy as with these two love birds anymore.
These Funny Quotes Nail Our Daily Struggles!
Cleaning. We all have to do it, and we rarely enjoy it. But that doesn't mean we can't share some jokes about it. These 10 quotes hit the right note.
16 Unintentionally Funny Signs Spotted In the Wild
These 16 unintentionally funny signs are guaranteed to make you hoot with laughter!
Ever Seen Photos That Leave You Scratching Your Head?
There are some photos that will just leave you doing a double-take thanks to their perfect timing and odd composition. Take a look at these 18 surreal photos.
FUNNY: Cakes That Serve Up Laughs With Every Slice
These 17 cakes deliver messages that are just as entertaining as the events they were made for.
Sketchbook Silliness: Art That Makes You Laugh
These upbeat and silly drawings created by Cedric Hohnstadt will put a smile on your face!
To enable your Ad-Free Subscription, please fill the fields below
Your subscription was successful, now you can enjoy an ad-free experience!! Note: To make sure you get no ads, please make sure to log in to your account. If you are logged in already, then refresh the page. The subscription can be cancelled at any time.