When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said: "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said: "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Hilarious: The Young Priest's Ideas Are a Bit Out There
A young priest is trying to help his bishop out with returning people back to the congregation. His ideas are good, apart from one, which is quite far out...
Uproarious: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest!
These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...
This Priest Makes Beautiful Miniature Palm Crosses (Joke)
A priest decides to give out miniature palm crosses to his congregation. There's one who seems to need more...
This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...
This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"
A priest had long served his congregation, but he was getting sick of all the people coming to him and confessing adultery. He hatches a plan...
Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!
This sinner always pays attention to his confessor.
12 Funny Moments of People Taking Distancing a Bit Too Far
Some people take precautionary steps against coronavirus a tad too far, and in the most creative ways too. If there’s no escaping it, we may as well find the funny side!
15 Hilarious Computer Errors No One Expected
Sometimes, when technology malfunctions, it's too funny not to share it with others
30 Quirkiest State Laws That’ll Make You Laugh
Check out 30 of the craziest laws that are still in effect in the US today!
Hilarious: Some of the Funniest Shop Names I've Seen!
These restaurants are worth visiting just for their hilarious names!
These Hilarious Comics Are All About Words Colliding
Ready for a chuckle? Enjoy these pun-tastic homophone comics.
FUNNY: When Construction Plans Go Completely Off Track
Here are some of the funniest and most outrageous building blunders!
Hilarious: If You're Going to Insult, Do It With Style...
you did not want to get on Shakespeare's bad side, for you might get one of these...
Read Pensioner's Priceless Response After Rejected by Army
A pensioner tries to join the army but gets rejected. He believes that pensioners make better soldiers than 18-year-olds, and his reasons will crack you up!
The Art of Comedy: A Hilarious Abbott & Costello Routine
Enjoy this rare vintage skit of the masters of comedy, Abbott & Costello.
Hilarious Tweets: Some of the Funniest Tweets of the Decade!
Twitter can truly hilarious to use thanks to the contribution of some of its more prominent users. Here are 18 hilarious Tweets with unexpected ends.
Say What? 17 Idioms with Hilarious Translations
We translated 17 idioms and phrases from different languages into English, and the results are absolutely hilarious, but also very confusing
We Guarantee That These Dumb Jokes Will Make You Giggle
Here is a collection of jokes that are so dumb they're actually quite funny.
16 Hilarious Panorama Fails That Are So Bad They're Good
Sometimes panoramic photos can turn out to be hilariously bad.
Classic Laurel & Hardy: Dance Like No One's Watching!
Get ready to laugh with Laurel & Hardy’s dance moves.
How on Earth Did These Dogs Get Into These Positions?
Discover the canine world's weird and wacky side with these 20 hilarious photos of dogs acting extremely strangely!
Norwegian is a Hilarious Language, Who Knew?!
What's a lard ring or an eye stabber? Well, isn't it obvious - it's Norwegian for a doughnut and dragonfly respectively. Who knew this language was so much fun?!
Hilarious: Sometimes You Just Have a Bad Day...
Fails are some of the funniest things we can witness, especially if they're rather epic ones. Here are 24 hilariously epic fails that you just have to see.
This Prank Starts With a Remote Controlled Car...
This prank starts with a remote controlled car and an old man in on the prank!
Old But Hilarious: Retired and Armed With Bumper Stickers!
These bumper stickers are perfect for someone who's retired, yet still retains his or her sense of humor! Which one would you go for?
Classic Comedy: You Should Always Carry Your Library Card!
A routine teacher-parent meeting starts bad and just gets worse...
Hilarious: When Christmas Trees Gave Up on Being Festive
Christmas decoration isn’t for everyone, clearly…
I Love Reading These Funny Lines!
There's a grain of truth in every joke. And even as we laugh, the humor helps us remember some truths. Of course, sometimes a funny line... is just a funny line!
These Fortune Cookies Will Make You Howl With Laughter
Here you’ll find a selection of some of the funniest messages to ever be found inside fortune cookies.
Hilarious: These Animals Decided to be Jerks Today
Animals are lovely, but even they have the scoundrels that annoy the rest!
What a Gag: This Boy Knows How to Charm the Ladies!
This little Casanova reaches women's hearts with wine and milk, and is one of the cutest and funniest videos I've ever seen.
Hilarious: 22 Witty and Clever Cartoons!
22 of the funniest New Yorker cartoons that are just clever enough to be funny but not mysteriously so.
Unexpectedly Funny Street Photos: 15 Must-See Pics
Our streets are filled with spontaneous, chuckle-worthy scenes.
Warning: Hilarious Reasons Men Die Younger
Men are always hell-bent on cutting corners, and this usually means having a total disregard for health and safety. Take a look at these 28 photos.
If You Want a Good Laugh, Rodney Dangerfield is Your Man!
In this clip, the great comedian Rodney Dangerfield entertains the crowd with his brilliant sense of humor. Enjoy!
Need Privacy? These Funny Signs Have You Covered
These hilarious people decided to be extra clear and extra creative in designing their own “Do Not Disturb” signs to get a little privacy.
Hilarious! Quick, Your Majesty, Avoid Mr. Bean!
It's hard to imagine why the Queen would ever want to meet Mr. Bean. I mean, I know he's funny, but...she's the Queen! This will not end well!
Hilarious: These Shop Names are Comedy Gold!
These 15 British shops incorporated hilarious references and puns in their storefronts that are guaranteed to make visitors and passers-by smile from ear to ear
15 Reckless Drivers That Will Leave You Speechless
These bizarre, unexpected, and downright stupid driving moments all beg the question, “How on earth did this happen?”
Spooktacular Halloween Pranks That'll Have You Howling
It's Halloween time, so sit back and enjoy these spookily funny pranks.
Hilarious: The Funniest Memes This Christmas!
These hilarious Christmas memes will make your holiday season that much better.
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