| An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk. She said: "I want to keep my house." He said: "That's fine with me."  She said: "And I want to have relations 6 times a week." He said: "Put me down for Fridays." |
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Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?
This is what happens when you don't remember your wife's date of birth!
This Joke Starts With an Old Couple Sitting on Their Porch
An elderly couple are sitting on their porch after 50 years of marriage. The wife promptly whacks the husband across the head...
Oh My! This Randy Old Couple are at It Again!
If you thought relationship therapy was a complete waste of time, this old couple will probably convince you otherwise.
FUNNY: Cakes That Serve Up Laughs With Every Slice
These 17 cakes deliver messages that are just as entertaining as the events they were made for.
26 Pictures that Prove We Will Never Truly Understand Cats
Cats seem to be cool and on top of everything most of the time, but they can get extremely goofy, here's proof
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Classic Comedy: Why Michelangelo Didn't Do the Last Supper
One of the lesser known sketches of the famous Monty Python is a hoot and a half - explaining why Michelangelo didn't paint the last supper.
Totally Useless Signs That’ll Crack You Up
Here are 12 photos that really capture the silly side of humanity!
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Hilarious stand-up: Teenagers, God’s Payback
A hilarious stand up by comedian veteran Jeff Allen, all about teens and why they are God's revenge.
18 Funny Notes Left by Clever Moms and Dads
These parents left the funniest passive-aggressive notes!
When Simple Jobs Went Hilariously Sideways
These construction mistakes, design fails, and signs are so funny that we can't stop laughing!
These Linguistic Jokes Will Entertain Any Word Geek
Here are some hilarious language jokes to keep you laughing all week.
12 Cheeky Quotes About Getting Intimate...
Whether you’re in the mood for a giggle or a blush, these gems will remind you that even the greats can’t resist poking fun at passion!
17 Unforgettable Oddities Found Only in Russia
17 hilarious photos you'd only expect to see in Russia.
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The BEST of Hilariously Inaccurate Medieval Animal Art
The way some Medieval artists drew animals was so utterly inaccurate and funny that we keep laughing at them more than 6 centuries later!
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Just for Laughs: The Hilarious Magnetic Beer Prank!
Watch this hilarious prank video where a guy supposedly moves a glass of beer through magic!
25 Warning Signs That Make You Laugh
Many caution signs can be redundant or plain weird. Here are 25 such caution signs that will have you either laughing or scratching you head
Office Comics: Frustrating Moments Can Be the Funniest!
No matter what job or at what age, anyone who has ever worked in an office environment will find these comics painfully relatable and funny
When Husband Jokes Go Too Far...
Check out these 12 examples of husbands and boyfriends being absolutely hilarious.
Sometimes Lame Jokes are Actually Hilarious
Sometimes what seems like a bad joke can actually be pretty hilarious in the right context, and here are 95 of such lame jokes.
19 Photos Proving That Sleeping Pets Is the Funniest Thing
Have you ever caught your pet in an awkward sleeping position? If so, you know these can be really hilarious!
The Funny, Odd and Wacky Things Kids Say - 20 Quotes
Kids can say the funniest, oddest, or the most unintentionally profound things sometimes. Here are 20 hilarious and wholesome examples from real life.
Funny Comics: You’ll Never Look at Food the Same Again
Enjoy these hilarious new one-frame comics by the legendary Nate Fakes.
These Cartoons Are Sure to Make You Grin
If you love cartoon stripes then you came to the right place. Enjoy this collection of funny cartoons that are sure to make your day funnier and your step lighter.
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WATCH: One of the Funniest Sketches From the Two Ronnies
The Two Ronnies was a sketch show starring Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett. This is one of the funniest sketches they ever made.
These Thanksgiving Jokes Are Better Than the Turkey!
This Thanksgiving, serve up some laughter with these jokes and puns.
Are These the Worst Drivers Ever? These 14 Pics Say Yes
These people should NEVER be behind the wheel!
Hilarious! These People Should Never Become Chefs!
Sometimes, cooking isn't as easy as a recipe makes it look. These hilarious kitchen fails can attest for that!
14 Fun Puns for Readers Who Love Language
We’ve collected 14 side-splitting jokes and puns that highlight common grammatical mistakes, contain clever twists on words, and more!
Laughter is Just a Click Away...(18 One-Frame Funnies)
Add some laughter to your week with these hilarious horror-themed comics by the legendary Mark Parisi.
Are These the Funniest Business Signs Ever Made?
These hilarious business signs will definitely tickle your funny bone.
FUNNY: Wild Halloween “Treats” That Left Kids Confused
These aren't exactly the "treats" you expect on Halloween.
Enjoy Lively Laughs from the Cartoon Nostalgia Vault!
If you're looking for a good laugh, then these snarky vintage illustrations by artist Anne Taitor have certainly got your covered!
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Classic Comedy: Rowan Atkinson vs. Elton John!
Rowan Atkinson has the chance to interview Elton John, and he clearly wants to get something off his chest...
America's Funniest Church Signs to Brighten Your Day
Churches seem to have found that addressing dwindling congregations can be achieved with a great sense of humor. Here are 14 hysterically funny US church signs.
20 Absurd Signs That Will Crack You Up!
Expect plenty of giggles, a few very questionable but still fun signs, and an abundance of clean jokes!
Nope! That's Not a Plant... It's a Cat! Hilarious!
These cats hiding in planters is absolutely hilarious!
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Just For Laughs: Run! This Dangerous “Criminal” Is Free!!!
In this new gag, a criminal makes a comical escape by taking the help of innocent people at a mall.
These Witty Photos Will Make Your Day Funnier
From a deer being interviewed to a waterproof laptop, this list has got it all!
Laugh Out Loud at These 18 Ridiculous Newspaper Headlines
Here are 18 of the worst (and funniest) newspaper headlines ever printed.
Hilarious: Sometimes the Classics are Best...
Here's a selection of 40 of the cheesiest pickup lines we've ever heard that are bound to make you cringe!
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Don't Laugh Challenge: Animal Edition!
This video is all you need today for a laugh. And if you have what it takes - try not laughing this whole video, we dare you!
How Did These Animals Get Into These Silly Situations?
We're not quite sure how these animals made it into these sticky situations, but we're certain that they'll make you laugh out loud!
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