A man is in court for murder and the judge says 'You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.'
Then a voice at the back of the court says, 'you bastard.'
Then the judge continues, 'you are also charged With beating Your daughter to death with a hammer.'
Again the voice at the back of the court says, 'you bastard.'
The judge says, 'now we cannot have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge You With contempt, now what is the problem?'
Then the man at the back of the court says, 'fifteen years I lived next door to that bastard and everytime I asked to borrow a hammer he said he never had one!'
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