My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!