What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.