Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.