Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.