What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.