Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.