Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.