Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!