What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.