R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.