What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.