What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist