Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww