What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.