What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.