RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.