I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!