R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.