How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.