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Funny Birthday Poems
Happy birthday”- these two words
Are very often said
Many times and everywhere
They have been heard and read

If I use these oldish words
Believe me, that it’s true
From the bottom of my heart
They spring and just for you

(Horst Winkler)
Funny Parenting Quotes
“I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids.”

- Andy Richter.
Corona Virus Jokes
There’s no trick in these pants.
Irish Puns
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Orange Puns
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Food Quotes
"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
Food Pick Up Lines
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Canadian Pick Up Lines
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Literary Pick Up Lines
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Meat Puns
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
If I Had a Dollar... Jokes
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said “I’m confused,” I’d be thinking “where the heck did all these nickels come from?”
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Jogging Pick Up Lines
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?