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Food Quotes
"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
Canadian Pick Up Lines
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids.”

- Andy Richter.
If I Had a Dollar... Jokes
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said “I’m confused,” I’d be thinking “where the heck did all these nickels come from?”
Food Pick Up Lines
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
Corona Virus Jokes
There’s no trick in these pants.
Orange Puns
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Literary Pick Up Lines
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Funny Birthday Poems
Happy birthday”- these two words
Are very often said
Many times and everywhere
They have been heard and read

If I use these oldish words
Believe me, that it’s true
From the bottom of my heart
They spring and just for you

(Horst Winkler)
Meat Puns
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
Irish Puns
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Jogging Pick Up Lines
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.