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Starting Jokes

Sports Puns
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Baseball Pick Up Lines
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Funny Break Up Lines
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
One Liners and Short Jokes
My girlfriend accused me of cheating.
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
Beer Puns
Did you hear about the little people starting a beer making operation?
It's a micro brewery.
Family Puns
Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
Band Puns
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Medieval Puns
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
Viking Puns
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
Peach Puns
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Keyboard Puns
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Strawberry Puns
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Football Puns
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Corona Virus Jokes
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.