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Sport Jokes

Gnome Puns
Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
Tableware Puns
Is plate throwing a trully Olympic sport?
Discuss.
Monster Puns
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
Bee Puns
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
One Liners for Kids
Why is Basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
Egg Puns
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
Football Puns
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Animal Puns
Did you guys know that dolphins attack seals for sport?
It's almost like they do it on porpoise.
Anti Jokes
A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
Radio Puns
I listenend to the football game on the radio. It was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
So I tirned to my dad and said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"
Pumpkin Puns
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
Basketball Puns
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Bowling Puns
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.