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Shoe Jokes

Quotes
“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
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Chuck Norris Jokes
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His Shoe.
Toilet Puns
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
It was clogged.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Nuts Puns
Where did the nut keep his money?
In his cash shoe.
Toilet Paper Puns
Made a shoe out of tea bags for my wife, she said she needed to wipe her nose.
Volleyball Puns
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Flamingo Puns
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Funny Poems
There once was a man from Peru.
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night.
With a terrible fright.
To find out his dream had come true!
Funny Haiku
Shoe laces.
Must attack at once.
Didn't know that was you.
Fire Puns
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
Blonde Jokes
Why did the blonde only tie one shoe? Because on the bottom it said "Taiwan" (Tie one)
Tiger Puns
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.