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Sat Jokes

Bacon Puns
Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer?
He got a little behind in his deliveries.
One Liners and Short Jokes
A blonde walked into the dentist office and sat down in a chair.
The dentist said "Open Wide" "I can't" The blonde said. "This chair has arms"
Witch Puns
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Couch Puns
My husband hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then he sat on it.
Eventually he came around.
Werewolf Puns
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Train Puns
Did you hear about the man who sat next to his clone on the train?
He was beside himself.
Pea Puns
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
Laundry Puns
After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over...
Now I’m sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
Zebra Puns
I was driving through the safari park when my sat nav said “bear left”. It was clearly a zebra.
Mother Puns
I had a real problem when your mom got rid of that crooked chair my dad made.
I don't know why, it just never sat right with me.
Monster Puns
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
Italy Puns
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Medieval Puns
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
Funny Work Quotes
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
Old McDonald's Farm
Bill and Rajesh weren't the smartest of fellows. In fact, the only reason they were admittedinto college was their skills with a football. To make sure they got in technically, a special SAT test was created to meet their admission requirements. The two sat, pencils in hands and tongues between teeth as they thought hard. After the test, they compared their answers. Bill asked Rajesh, “Old MacDonald had a WHAT?” The other replies, “He had a farm.” Bill asks, “How did you spell it?” To which the Rajesh replied, “E-I-E-I-O.”
Utensils Puns
My wife got a straw for her drink...
When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!"
I replied "I should hope it has two!"