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Roll Jokes

Art Puns
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Pea Puns
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
History Puns
After the Palace of Versailles was completed, Louis XIV felt Baroque and roll.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Irish Puns
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Toilet Paper Puns
"Have you seen our toilet roll?" asked my wife.
"Don't be silly," I replied.
"A toilet is a stationary object."
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.
Crocodile Puns
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Gladiator Puns
Have you heard the fast gladiator that was a tumor covered in dough?
He was a Roamin' Tumor Roll.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Cherry Puns
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Animal Pick Up Lines
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Strawberry Puns
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Canadian Pick Up Lines
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?