Roll Jokes

Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
"Have you seen our toilet roll?" asked my wife.
"Don't be silly," I replied.
"A toilet is a stationary object."
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Have you heard the fast gladiator that was a tumor covered in dough?
He was a Roamin' Tumor Roll.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
After the Palace of Versailles was completed, Louis XIV felt Baroque and roll.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.