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Pi Jokes

Birthday Puns

I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"

Valentines Day Puns

You’re as sweet as Pi.

Strawberry Puns

You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

Apple Puns

How many grams of protein are in an apple pi? 3.14159265

Knight Puns

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

Pumpkin Puns

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.

Math Puns

Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?
It’s really as easy as pi!

What’s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.

Halloween Puns

Halloween Math
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

Ice Cream Puns

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.

Password Puns

How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.

Engineering Puns

Never argue with Pi, it's irrational.

Thanksgiving Puns

What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.