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Met Jokes

Peach Puns
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
Tableware Puns
I met a man with a glass eye this morning...
He didn’t tell me, it just came out in the conversation
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
Gnome Puns
I met a gnome once, our conversation was very awkward...
I’m not very good at small talk.
Classic Pick Up Lines
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Frankenstein Puns
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Onion Puns
Last year, when I went to Texas, I met this very polite and gentle onion. Its name was the Texas supa-sweet onion.
Literary Pick Up Lines
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Christian Pick Up Lines
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Meat Puns
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.