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Final Jokes

Cheese Puns

Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle

Christian Quotes

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam. -- George Carlin

Train Puns

A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.

Crow Puns

What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.

Art Puns

Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.

Space Puns

How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.

Strawberry Puns

When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."

Ear Puns

How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.

Dad Jokes

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

Funny Aging Quotes

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."- George Carlin

Utensils Puns

Where do you bury dead cutlery?
In it's final resting plates.

Closet Puns

I think the final paragraph of my essay is on the top shelf...
But I don't want to jump to conclusions.

Christmas Puns

I have the final sleigh.

Dad Puns

When dad died he left me his Subaru.
It was his final Legacy.