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Final Jokes

Funny Aging Quotes

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."- George Carlin

Dad Jokes

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

Christmas Puns

I have the final sleigh.

Space Puns

How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.

Christian Quotes

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam. -- George Carlin

Crow Puns

What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.

Art Puns

Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.

Cheese Puns

Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle

Ear Puns

How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.

Train Puns

A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.

Dad Puns

When dad died he left me his Subaru.
It was his final Legacy.

Utensils Puns

Where do you bury dead cutlery?
In it's final resting plates.

Strawberry Puns

When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."

Closet Puns

I think the final paragraph of my essay is on the top shelf...
But I don't want to jump to conclusions.