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Fall Jokes

Funny Parenting Quotes
“12 weeks old: when your kid is young enough to fall asleep on your chest, yet long enough to kick you in the nuts at the same time.” – Lin-Manuel Miranda
Funny Break Up Lines
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Mushroom Puns
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Garden Puns
What is it called when a gardener covertly listens to foliage falling in the fall?
Leaves-dropping.
Garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sale of fresh flowers.
Funny Aging Quotes
"Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out." - Phyllis Diller
Ogre Puns
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Orange Puns
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Literary Pick Up Lines
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Clothes Pick Up Lines
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Witch Puns
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Troll Puns
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Werewolf Puns
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Monster Puns
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
Friendship Quotes
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown