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History Puns
We were debating about Charles Darwin in class when the teacher warned us, "Don't let this evolve into an argument."
Friendship Quotes
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
Literary Pick Up Lines
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
British Pick Up Lines
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Funny Animal Quotes
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”

- Charles De Gaulle.
Garden Quotes
"What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it."
- Charles Dudley Warner
Funny Work Quotes
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
Funny Health Quotes
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
Dog Puns
What is the poshest breed of dog?
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
Bathroom Puns
Prince Charles is selling his towel.
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
Marriage Puns
Today I learned that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.
For both, it’s all relative.
Food Quotes
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
Funny Aging Quotes
"Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs." - Charles Dickens