Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
"No body won the skeleton race."
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"Dying to have fun."
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
"Bugs and hisses."
"Some people have no guts."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"Bone to be wild."
"Lazy bones."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.