No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
"Dying to have fun."
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"Bone to be wild."
"Some people have no guts."
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.