What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"Lazy bones."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
"Bugs and hisses."
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
"Dying to have fun."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Bone to be wild."