What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
"Lazy bones."
"Bone to be wild."
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
"Bugs and hisses."
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Some people have no guts."
"Do you play the trom-bone?"