Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
"Bone to be wild."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
"Dying to have fun."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
"Some people have no guts."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."