Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
"No body won the skeleton race."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
"Bugs and hisses."
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Some people have no guts."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.