What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
"Bone to be wild."
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
"Lazy bones."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.