My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"Bone to be wild."
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
"Some people have no guts."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"Dying to have fun."
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.