"No body won the skeleton race."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"Lazy bones."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
"Dying to have fun."
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"Some people have no guts."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.