Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
"Bugs and hisses."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"Lazy bones."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Some people have no guts."
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
"Bone to be wild."
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.