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Skeleton Puns

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Skeleton Puns

Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
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