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Skeleton Puns

Don't fear our Skeleton Puns, nobody gets out alive anyway!

Skeleton Puns

What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
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