What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
"Bugs and hisses."
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"Dying to have fun."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
"Bone to be wild."
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.