Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
"Some people have no guts."
"Bone to be wild."
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Bugs and hisses."
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
"Lazy bones."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"Dying to have fun."
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.