What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
"Bugs and hisses."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
"Lazy bones."
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
"No body won the skeleton race."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
"Bone to be wild."
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
"Some people have no guts."
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"