"No body won the skeleton race."
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
"Bone to be wild."
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
"Lazy bones."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
"Dying to have fun."
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
"Bugs and hisses."
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!