"Dying to have fun."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
"Bone to be wild."
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
"Bugs and hisses."
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
"Lazy bones."
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.