What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
"Dying to have fun."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
"Bugs and hisses."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
"Bone to be wild."
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
"Lazy bones."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
"Some people have no guts."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.