Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"No body won the skeleton race."
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
"Bugs and hisses."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
"Dying to have fun."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
"Lazy bones."
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.