Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
"Some people have no guts."
"Let's have some skele-fun."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"Bone to be wild."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"Bugs and hisses."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"Dying to have fun."
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"No body won the skeleton race."
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!