Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
"Bugs and hisses."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Lazy bones."
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
"Some people have no guts."
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
"Bone to be wild."
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.