"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"No body won the skeleton race."
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
"Some people have no guts."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.