What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Bugs and hisses."
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
"Lazy bones."
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"Dying to have fun."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.