What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Some people have no guts."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
"Bone to be wild."
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!