What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.