It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.