The colonized do not like British tea. They only want liber-tea.
Why did the man eat the light bulb? He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.”
Who takes care of saunas?
Humid Resources.
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
Why did the mammoth have a woolly coat?
Because he would have looked ridiculous in an anorak.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
Q: When is a Pharaoh like a piece of wood?
A: When he's a ruler.
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy? A power play.”
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp.
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again
Q: What did the young Pharaoh say when it got frightened?
A: Where's my mummy!!
The Second World War was very slow because they were Stalin.
A cow not being on the grill for very long is a rare occurrence.
What do you call a slice of bread you put in the toaster?
A tanning bread.
Did you check the news? There was a Radon the chemical store.
What type of food do mummies like?
Chicken wraps.
Asked my boy to put the kettle on.
He said, "I don't think it'll fit me"
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
My English teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
My least favorite teacher in the school is the History teacher. Whenever she takes a class on Ancient History, she tends to Babylon.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but it’s okay.
It was a soft white.
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
Vegetarians in the sixth century were called peasants.
Before America was founded, the idea of a democratic nation in the New World was unPresidented.
What is the best job for a mummy during holidays? A gift wrapper.
Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft.
What did the math teach rate the movie American Pie?
3.14
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
Why couldn't I fry wood on the stove?
I used a non-stick pan.
When you offered me love, I lepton it!
If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?
What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?
IC
I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.
People argue that the Romans were wrong to crucify Jesus
Personally, I think they nailed it.
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
I hate being married to a microwave
Every time I give her my two cents she blows up
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
When the teacher got frustrated because the students weren't paying attention to the class about Isaac Newton, he exclaimed, "Don't you understand the gravity of this situation?"
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested?
He was released without charge.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
How Many Engineers Does It Take to Assemble a Futon?
Three…and a psychologist!
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas