The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.”
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.
After Jesus's trial was complete, he asked the Roman soldier closest to him what was going to happen next.
"I don't know. I'll keep you posted."
What did pharaohs use to wipe?
Poo-pyrus
My wife left a note on the fridge, saying, "This isn't working. Goodbye."
I opened it and it works fine.
What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?
Can't- elope!
My friend called and said he was sick of his fireplace exhaust vent...
Sounds like another case of the flue.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Have you ever been to a marketplace in Egypt?
It's quite bazaar
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
When hydrogen got arrested they told him he had one phone call.
He replied: "Call who? I don't have a family!"
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
What happens to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills?
They become mummies.
What leads people to Rome?
The scents.
They want some aROMAtherapy.
Did you hear about the urologist who became an aerospace engineer?
He developed an incontinental ballistic missile.
What to give your favorite electrical engineer for his birthday?
Shorts.
What did Master Yoda say when he saw himself on the television?
HDMI
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
What is the difference between archeology and grave robbing?
About 200 years
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
The First World War ended very quickly because they were Russian.
What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece?
Troy Story.
Where in the World Can You Find the Highest Concentration of Engineers?
Antarctica! Because that's where all the P. Enguins are!
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Looking for a boyfriend in engineering: the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s.”
I asked my son to stop leaving the freezer door open.
I told him, “This is why we can’t have ice things.”
The biggest irony in the world's history is that the Russian alphabet has no letters in lowercase. It is all Capitalization.
The guy who got arrested for eating batteries…. He is to be charged in the morning.
I just found out you should never put a bar of soap in the dishwasher.
It's hand wash only.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Whoever discovered calculus sounded a bit derivative.
What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say before murdering his son?
Dyson!
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
Who said that the pyramids are the tallest structure in Egypt? They are just between pyra-highs and pyra-lows.
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
If someone else would have invented the airplane, it wouldn't have been Wright.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference