Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because they always knew X was 10.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator?
Keep it in the corner, because it is 90 degrees.
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
A chemistry lab is like a big party.
Some drop the acid while others drop the base.
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
Where did the Romans go to rent their vehicles?
Herculease.
Henry VIII had breathing troubles - he had no heir!
I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
I studied archeology
Now my life is in ruins.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
Did you know the first weather report was delivered to Julius Caesar?
Hail Caesar
You're my romeboy.
I just finished my masters in engineering with a concentration in adhesives...
Within the next year I want to publish my first book on tape.
Two Pharaohs are looking for a Sarcophagus...
they walk up to the sarcophagus salesman and the first Pharaoh says "We are looking for the cheapest sarcophagus you have for sale." The salesman asks "you're not looking for a fancy one?"
The second Pharaoh says "no, we are just trying to get our mummy's worth."
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting this year's Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
My mum asked me to watch the stove while she went to the bathroom. She was so angry when she got back...
Things really boiled over
Looking for a boyfriend in engineering: the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
You know why I hate Julius Caesar jokes?
They always kill me.
When Napoleon is indecisive, he is torn-apart-e.
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!
Where does a pharaoh use the bathroom?
A pee-ramid
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
What did the light bulb say to the generator? ‘I really get a charge out of you!”
Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
My English teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI.
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?
"I'M BREADY TO DIE"
After Jesus's trial was complete, he asked the Roman soldier closest to him what was going to happen next.
"I don't know. I'll keep you posted."
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What do doctors do to injured elements? They helium.
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake.
Franz Joseph constantly sour about everything because he was always Haydn.
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One—she just gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that’s already been solved.
One of the historical figures to play music with has got to be the talented Mr. Ben-jam-in Franklin.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
When do mummies eat breakfast?
Once they catch you.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
Q: What do trains do at Egyptian train yard gates?
A: Toot-and-come-in.
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
What instrument never fails to energize a crowd?
An electric guitar.
An atom loses an electron...
It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
My wife asked if I knew how to turn on the dishwasher.
I told her I would some flirty compliments.
Why was Romeo melancholic?
Because Juliette Cantaloupe.