KFC have hired geneticists to edit chicken DNA
Apparently they want something CRISPR.
Who said that the pyramids are the tallest structure in Egypt? They are just between pyra-highs and pyra-lows.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity?
It’s natural.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Did you hear what the foolish gardener did?
The guy planted a light bulb and though he’d get a power plant.
What was the light bulb’s occupation?
He was a conductor
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
Sorry, that was my fault.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.
What did the structural engineer say to the architect? Nice buttress.
What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?
ANKH ANKH!!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Have you heard the fast gladiator that was a tumor covered in dough?
He was a Roamin' Tumor Roll.
Q: Why couldn't the Pharaoh sing?
A: He hurt his larSphinx
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions?
I haven’t seen you in light years.
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Not a lot of people know this about me, but I'm from ancient Egypt...
Those that do know call me a mummies boy.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: Why was the Pharaoh Khufu sent to jail?
A: He ran a pyramid scheme.
My dad used to crack jokes standing above our fireplace.
Now he's passed the mantle on to me.
The interesting the about engineering Toilet Paper.
It's an a-ply-ed science.
It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV...
But Abu Dhabi Do!
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb? He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.”
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice-making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
Why couldn't the alpha helix say the alphabet?
Because it broke up every time it got to L-amino P.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
Biology - It grows on you.
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting this year's Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
What happened to the two gladiator olives?
They were pitted against each other
Q: What did Ramesses II say when he walked into the public restroom?
A: What sphinx in here?
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy? A power play.”
Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they can’t remember the words.”
When you offered me love, I lepton it!
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What was the Romans' greatest achievement?
Learning to speak Latin!
How did one become a medieval executioner?
You had to axe nicely.