What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!