What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
Why are mountains not just funny? Because they are hilarious.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.